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Merry Christmas

I wrote more than 500 updates for the now defunct Atomic Cosmetics blog, BOOM! - this originally appeared there in a slightly different form.

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Nothing says Christmas like a pretty redhead who HAS CLEARLY USED A STRAIGHT RAZOR TO FLENSE THE FACE FROM SANTA’S SKULL!

Now she keeps it youthful by anointing it with serums and moisturizers. Sometimes, when she feels pretty-pretty, she wears the SantaFace and makes the elven choir sing. Sing, elves! Sing! And put the lotion on your skin or you’ll get the hose again!

(Sorry. That went to kind of a dark place. ANYHOO. It’s winter. You should moisturize. Dr. Jen has something for every skin type.)