I can eat fire, I have a WNBA championship ring with my name on it, and one time I won a gold medal at the Seattle Burlesque Olympics.

I’ve done lots of stuff for money. And lots of other stuff for fun. It’s a CV that qualifies me to be an excellent cocktail party guest.

I live in the shadow of Detroit with my husband and our terrible little dog.

 
Manic Pixie Eldritch Crone

Manic Pixie Eldritch Crone